"There's an old saying down on the bayu that...abluhhuaaaaaaa" - Big Daddy

"I s'pose I's best to run. Lord I wish I wern't so fat!" - Big Daddy

"Oh.............they've got the Internet on computers now." - Homer

Apu: "........but I was only following company policy"

Kwiky Mart Rep.: "True........but it is also company policy to blame a scapegoat or scrificial lamb"

Apu: "....and if I can obtain for you these animals?......."

"Ahh nuts!.....I mean um.....Ahh nuts!" - Lenny

"We must move forward not backward, upward not forward, and all the while twirling..twirling to victory!" - Kang or Kodos


Funny Quotes

"Winners never quit, and quitters never win, but those who never quit and never win are idiots" - Funkypages